....somebody searches for your name in Google, and includes the word "nude."
06:51:03 AM / MSIE 7.0 / Windows XP / 800x600 / [LOCATION REDACTED] [IP ADDRESS REDACTED]
&ct=result&cd=1&q=astrid phillips nude
I feel so honored. ::clutches heart, gazes dreamily at horizon::
I find it interesting that you're viewing teh interwebs at such low resolution. I mean, c'mon -- if you're going to look at nude photos of me, at least have the decency to view me at high resolution on a proper monitor. It's the principle of the thing, you know?