I have fanfic?

Who on earth is xxnicknack09xx, and why does he think my parents met at a peace festival? And where did he get the crazy idea that my dad's a fairy -- sorry, 'fae'? And how did I ever get platinum blond hair and violet eyes? Maybe this was all written in honor of another Astrid Phillips, which wouldn't surprise me in the least. Nice to see that xxnicknack09xx's Astrid Phillips is the shortest girl in the school, though, quite the deft touch of realism there.