Saturday, April 9, 2011


I'd always just assumed that Snooki is simply famous for being famous. Or notorious for being notorious, take your pick. Either way, I'd assumed she had zero skills to warrant such fame/notoriety, outside of whining and getting punched.

But soft! What light on yonder window breaks?

Wowsers. Turns out she's a DAMN FINE BACKFLIPPING WRESTLER, and I truly wish her the best of luck in her new calling. Hats off, Snooki, you officially rock.


  1. Don't forget that she's also a bestselling novelist. I only wish that I had half of her talents.

  2. "What can you do?"
    "I can do cartwheels."
    "OK, we can work with that."