Carved wood plinth
19th C. timber calipers
Collection of German carnival noses (set of 7)
Cast iron dumbbells (set of 4)
1920s French bowling set
Cloche with babies
1950s iron traveler's trunks
Industrial chain pulley
1949 French desktop globe
Conservatory model
Scales of justice
Roman capital
Bust of Napoleon
Cast iron fleur-de-lis
Hand-woven rope (gives whole new meaning to the phrase 'money for old rope,' har!)
Vintage leather sports balls
Zinc urns
English garden finials
Trophies (apparently sold out)
1920s hand-blown wine bottle
Preserved boxwood topiary
Aside from the outrageous price tags for all of these objets (which really are called "objets" on the website), I just have to say: CLOCHE WITH BABIES?! No, really: CLOCHE WITH BABIES?! And in case you doubt my outrage, here are some more interrobangs: ?!?!?!?!?!?!
Restoration Hardware, you are all sorts of crazypants. If it weren't for your outrageous prices, I'd probably own most of your objets by now. Except, of course, for the CLOCHE WITH BABIES. Eurgh.
Did you ever even see my Gorey collection? I need someone to break in The Fantod Pack for me; that is my latest acquisition...
ReplyDeleteWow, wasn't it a limited edition? As for breaking it in, that experience might prove too depressing for all involved.
ReplyDeleteThis is probably some basic reprint, so it's not as limited as the other card pack I have. The Shuffled Doorknob, I believe? Nope, it's The Helpless Doorknob...
ReplyDeleteAren't all doorknobs helpless? Stuck to doors, unable to bathe or order pizza....
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