Real Soldiers Love Their Robot Brethren
The bit about Scooby-Doo slays me, and the skateboard idea is fascinatingly simple. I also find EATR intriguing, in a Skynet sort of way.
But where did insurgents get the idea that Lipton tea bags are drone magnets? And how does Lipton's marketing department feel about this? I can see the slogan now:
Teacups Versus Terrorism -- LIPTON Saves the Day!